"Bad Guy's Gonna Win" is a song sung by Crow in the kickstarter campaign for the Nefarious Graphic Novel series. In the song, Crow details how and why he, unlike other villains, will end up succeeding in his goals.


Crow: (spoken) All good villains pride themselves on rightly doing wrong.

But the one thing every bad guy needs, (singing) is an awesome villain song!


We villains don't posses the greatest record,

The heroes always chance a victory.

But I can clearly tell why these two-bit villains fail,

It's for the simple fact that they're not me!

Got an endless stock of sweet explosives,

An arsenal of both caustic and corrosive,

Got an airship chock full of ballistics,

And they'll crush anyone remotely altruistic!

This time, the bad guy's gonna to win!

With my own brand of discipline.

Some disagree with my rise to tyranny! FOOLS!

This time the bad guy's gonna to win!

(Trumpet Solo)

Other villains try to poison lakes or block the sun,

Other villains like to choke their minions just for fun!

And yet inevitably their plans become undone!

I've learned from those before me, and my references speak for me!


Princess Mayapple: (singing) He's kidnapped me for six years running!

Crow: (speaking) That's correct, we go way back.

Princess Apoidia: (singing) He tossed grenades in all our pluming!

Crow: (speaking) They were just asking to be blown up!

Princess Ariella: (singing) Not unlike me, he's pretty ruthless.

Crow: (speaking) I'm a little freaked out by that one...

Princess Farrah Day: (singing) He's smart and cunning,

Prince Malachite: (singing) An equal opportunist!

Crow: (speaking) That's right, I hate everyone equally!

(singing) I've got Intel constant and consistent.

Becky: (singing) Umm....courtesy of your brilliant assistant?

Crow: (speaking).....Right.

(singing) 'Cuz this chaotic world is truly lawless,

United under Crow, it will be flawless!

'CUZ, this time, the bad guy's gonna win,

Unleashing darkness from within.

Heroic sheep won't be fit to kiss my feat. NO!

This time, the bad guy's gonna win!

(speaking) No one's left, the heroes all have fallen to my hand.

Now's the time that I shall cast my shade upon the land.


(singing) A bold new era will begin

(laughing) EHH HA HA HA HA HA!

As kingdoms fall, i'll simply grin

(laughing) He, he!.

And when they beg for mercy, i'll just sing another verse-y!

'CUZ! This time, the bad guy. The bold and slightly mad guy! This time, the bad guy's gonna win!

(speaking) The bad guy's gonna win, yeah!



  • When Crow states that all heroes have "fallen to my hand," only Mack and Dash are shown defeated by him, while other heroes Crow encounters/defeats in the game such as Guryon the Righteous and the 8-bit Warriors are neither seen nor mentioned in the entire song.

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