"Doof's Evil Hideout Vacation Swap" is a song performed in the Phineas and Ferb episode "Live and Let Drive".
Doofenshmirtz Swanky New Evil Lair!
It's an even swap,
A variation on a timeshare
He can use the kitchen and the hallway closet
Don't touch the rocket or you'll lose your deposit
It's an old-school evil hideout vacation swap.
It's an elegant lair with spectacular views
But the carpets are white, so please take off your shoes
The wiring is new, so you won't blow an electrical fuse
It's a swanky new evil hideout vacation
An old school evil hideout vacation
Yes, it's Doofenshmirtz evil hideout vacation swap.