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"Fern" is the villain song composed and sung by the delusional love-driven ghost Robert Klingher professing his devotional love to his first ex-girlfriend Fern Petersen in the 2015 coming-of-age supernatural comedy horror movie Clinger (also known as "The Stalking Dead" in Germany).
Lyrics
First Revised Version
Fern, Fern, Fern
Fern, Fer-Fer-Fern
Fern, Fern, Fern, will you be my first girlfriend?
Main Version
When she does parted, hurts my heart
Fern, Fern, Fern
She has nice hair and here's a teddy bear
Fern, Fern, Fern Fern, Fern, Fern
I'll always be with you, no matter what you do, Fern
You're smart and clever, and I'll be with you forever
Fern, Fern, Fern
Fern, Fern, Fern, Fern, Fern
Second Revised Version
I make things like it were, so I'm always there for her
Fern, Fern, Fern
We have a strong connection and I have a huge collection of things I bought for Fern
Like this sombrero teddy bear
Final Revised Version
A true love to endure, you'll die with me for sure
Fern, Fern, Fern