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An All Dogs Christmas Carol Pt09:10

An All Dogs Christmas Carol Pt. IV

"Puppyhood" is a villain protagonist song from An All Dogs Christmas Carol sung by Carface Carruthers about what it was like when he was a puppy living with the family of Bobby Parker and how he became a hoodlum.

Lyrics

When the lights go out, I dream about my puppyhood
And this pint-sized mug who took me in one day
Oh, sure, I broke a rule or two
The same as any puppy would
But in these crazy dreams
I still can hear him say

"You didn't mean to do it, Carface"
"I guess ya kinda blew it, Carface"
"But I'm gonna see ya through it all,
cos you're my pal"

I gotta admit
Yeah, we was tight,
that squirt was all right
We used to trash the joint from 6am to midnight
Play tag and all them indoor sports
like tug of war with boxer shorts
Had what you'd call a regular ball
and Christmas was funnest of all
Boxes of steaks,
plum pudding and cakes
Hey, who knew teddy bears' insides
looked just like snowflakes?
But then too many hours had passed,
I had to make a pit stop fast
I couldn't see, unfortunately,
no powder room under the tree

(sigh of relief)

When you're double-crossed, it's like you lost your puppyhood
If he'd copped a plea we would have been OK
I swear I musta held it twice as long as any puppy could
And when that dame yelled "Scram!"
I hoped the kid would say

"You didn't mean to do it, Carface"
"I guess you kinda blew it, Carface"
"But I'm gonna see ya through it all,
cos you're my pal"

But he didn't say it, did he?
- Aw, man.
- Nah, the kid blamed it all on me.
So I stopped being a good little pup
and turned into a hood.
Yadda-yadda-yadda.

He was a sweetie pie who turned into a...
Puppy hood
Anyways, nowadays, talk about pals.
I got me a pack
The meanest mutts who ever threw a game of blackjack
We hit the dumpsters then the dumps, kicked Chihuahuas' puny rumps
At night I snooze wherever I choose, ain't no way on earth I can lose

But when the lights go out, I dream about my puppyhood
And in these crazy dreams
I never hear him say

"You didn't mean to do it, Carface"
"I guess you kinda blew it, Carface"
"But I'm gonna see ya through it all,
cos you're my pal"

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