Lather, Rinse and Obey.

"Rappin' Drakken" is a song Dr. Drakken sang on "American Starmaker", a weekly televised talent show, in order to win promotinal deals which would in turn advance the current scheme of selling his brainwashing shampoo to unsuspecting consumers and take over the world.


Yo Yo Yo
I used to be Drew.
One day I turned blue,
as a suede shoe or berry,
it makes me look scary.
Then I pony-tailed my hair…ee.

Got me a nasty scar
and a funky-fresh flying car.
Now Drew be Dr. Drakken,
so quit that yakkin'.
Think I'm out? Ha, I'm back in!

My lippy sidekick Shego,
she kicks me in my ego.
Gots the freaky glowing hands,
mocks my super-genius plans.
Makes me do my defeat dance…

Worked out all command
Ha, it got back

Had dreams to rule the world
or build a better robot girl.
All end in rejection,
so after introspection,
I've turned my career in another direction. Thanks to one "all-that" teen,
Mr. Mean is squeaky clean.
Though my face is still blue,
tell you what I can do:
sell y'all some freaky shampoo…

Lather, Rinse and Obey!
It's time to wash your hair today!
You may think I'm a villain,
yo, I'm just chillin'.
Come on, lemme hear you say…

Lather, Rinse and Obey!
I'm a player just playin' his play.
My product's in a rap song,
time to get your wash on,
with Dr. D's Brain Washing Shampoo
And Cranium Rinse…

Fo' Sheezy it's off the heezy!


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