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"(I'm Just a) Sweet Transvestite" is the villain song of Dr. Frank-N-Furter, sung in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Frank sings it to introduce himself.

Lyrics

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

How d'you do, I
see you've met my faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
he thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
but by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual, that's not too abysmal.
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

[Brad Majors]

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.

[Janet Weiss]

Right.

[Brad Majors]

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright.
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night?

[Riff Raff]

Night!

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

Or maybe a bite?

[Columbia]

Bite!

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

I could show you my favorite, obsession.
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan.
And he's good for relieving my... tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania. Ha, Ha!

Hit it, I'm just a Sweet Transvestite....

[Riff Raff, Columbia, and Magenta]

Sweet Transvestite....

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

From Transsexual...

[Frank-N-Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, and Columbia]

Transylvania.

[Dr. Frank-N-Furter]

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici... pation!
But maybe the rain isn't really to blame.
So I'll remove the cause,.... but not the symptom.

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